#SurvivorATF Episode 87: The Last Red Starburst In Denver

With Max on vacation in Hawaii Corinne is bursting at the seems with stories to tell. For starters, there’s been a major breakthrough in the ongoing saga of Corinne’s crime-riddled apartment building. Inspired by the courageous women of the “Me Too” movement Corinne turns whistleblower and drops a dime on the ruthless gangster who manages her property. Only when it’s too late does she realize that this woman has a key to her apartment and has probably been inserting Corinne’s toothbrush into her yoni while she’s out chasing tall men in Denver. Speaking of tall men in Denver, Corinne recounts her long-anticipated first date (and second, third, and fourth dates) with the bearded Marine turned investment banker she had been grooming on Tinder. Good news! He’s even more perfect in real life than he is on paper…provided you can overlook a skull soaking in bleach in a bucket in his back yard and a mobile rape wagon. Plus Corinne finally meets Ken McNickle at his place of employment, Denver’s top consumer of chlorine. All The Fixins: we rat f#$%ed it. 

This holiday season make sure to check out The HumaneKind Project, which offers food, activities, and job opportunities to homeless people in Denver and around the United States. HumaneKind founder Ken McNickle has teamed up with his Survivor Millennials Vs. Generation X castmate Chris Hammons to match all donations up to a total of $10,000. Learn how to donate or get involved at http://humanekindproject.org/donors/

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#SurvivorATF Episode 86: I Found The Yoni

Join Max and Corinne as they venture to a dark, scary place: Corinne’s LinkedIn DMs. Corinne shares a message from a tantric sex guru, writer of words, and colonics enthusiast who wants to teach her all about the geography of her yoni. After breaking for a light snack Max introduces "ATF On Your Side," a new segment dedicated to shining a light on reality TV ripoffs. In this inaugural installment we hear from an ATF patron who was scammed by a Big Brother houseguest. Plus, Max and Corinne take your relationship and advice questions. All the Fixins: Supercharged V8 pleasure from podcasting!

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#SurvivorATF Episode 85: Rouge Airlines

Corinne is back from her trip to Europe and has plenty of tall tales to tell. Would you put it past her to have used her friend's cancer to get extra leg room on her flight? Or to have roofied herself and consumed a week's worth of food before takeoff? Or to have lured underaged members of the Tunisian national basketball team away from their faith? When Corinne finally stops talking Max catches her up on all of the Survivor gossip from while she was away, including who got a new job, who got trampled by horses, and who has slept with all 515 of her fellow castaways. Plus, Max and Corinne offer their tips on how to create a successful Tinder profile. All the Fixins: the Rouge airlines of podcasting

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ATF Rewind: EDM

Introducing ATF Rewind, a look back at the some of the best worst moments (or is it worst best moments?) in ATF history. In this inaugural episode we revisit the long, drawn out saga of the original friend-boy, EDM. Charge up your drone and put on your NASA tee-shirt, because this romance takes lows to a new high.

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#SurvivorATF Episode 84: In Space No One Can Hear You Scream "Rock Bottom!"

Life coach and dating guru Francesca Hogi joins Max and Corinne in the studio to answer your sex, career, and relationship questions. Plus, Corinne shares her views on feminism.

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#SurvivorATF Episode 83: A Lower Frequency

What a week it was! Corinne got in an altercation with an elderly lady at the outlet mall, went to an EDM concert with sweaty children in Canada, and unleashed the wrath of an illiterate prayer circle with her comments about the George Zimmerman of California's 43rd District. Talk about living your best life! Max has the results of last week's "Anna's Bananas" vote and five new contenders for the title of the most bananas Anna statement of the week. All the Fixins: We're at war against stupid.

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#SurvivorATF Episode 82: Mouths Can't Get Pregnant

All the Fixins is back after a Halloween hiatus. Hail Satan! Corinne elaborately stages her home to exact revenge on an ex who is probably too stupid to have noticed in the first place. Speaking of stupid, our producer shares lots and lots of clips of everyone’s favorite banana proving that while mouths can't get pregnant they can fit a whole foot inside. All that, plus your voicemails. All the Fixins: a show where it’s quite perverse.

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#SurvivorATF Episode 81: It Is 100 percent OK To Be LGBTQ In Public

Wow, breaking story! Survivor’s ambassador to the City of Breast is making an official state visit to California and Max and Corinne are here to cover it. She’s assembled a crack team to investigate reports of Satanic drag queens at the Long Beach Public Liberry. Yes, you heard me correctly, “liberry.” Her squad: an ITT grad / convicted congressional wannabe who leaves his parentheses open and the disgraced comedic voice of the millennial generation. Max and Corinne answer your advice dating and relationship questions, and Corinne shares the story of her own encounter with a Harvey Weinstein-like figure. All the Fixins: we take it very seriously when hateful morons try to push our friends and loved ones back into the closet.

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#SurvivorATF Episode 80: Ladder 49

Corinne calls a “Ladder 49” to rally the Lonely Heart’s Club for some Mac and Cheesing. If you have no idea what that last sentence means you are not alone. A former friend boy has fallen on hard times and Karma Kaplan is here to gloat about it. Max updates Corinne on the latest Survivor social media news, including Rimmer’s Twitter (fake), Joe’s Twitter (essential), and Cole’s Twitter (deleted). Corinne awards the first-ever Dolly, her weekly award for the hottest guy of the most recent Survivor episode. Plus, we check in on one former Survivor yogi’s softback Kickstarter and another’s televised love triangle.

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#SurvivorATF Episode 79: For $400 You Can See One World Dong

Max and Corinne welcome back ATF’s first and favorite guest: Worlds Apart sole Survivor/former Corinne friend boy/Max’s best friend Mike Holloway. Mike tries to name his favorite Heroes, Healers, and Hustlers but can’t remember anyone’s name. Corinne discusses if Ryan is a Cochran, and explains why she has such a deep, all-consuming hatred for the man in the sweater vest. Max proposes that Cole is getting high off sharing secrets, and Corinne has a premonition that the center fielder will live or die by her throwing arm. Corinne, Max, and Mike help a moose in the headlights save the little man from inside the canoe and a few high school kids figure out how to bang or drink before they’re ready. In the latest installment of This Week In Survivor One World, Leif dresses up like Eminem and wags his dong around for $400.

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